The ill Humored

It has been raining cats and dogs for the last three days and Chennai is reeling under the terrible effect of  the rain. I had to cancel many appointments and reschedule them to next week. Since most of my work requires me to travel to many of my clients’ office, I usually go to my office only in the evening after my visits to the clients. Since, most of my work has been put on hold , I have been forced to sit in my office without much work. Hence, I have been enjoying this short vacation and the lovely weather, sitting in my office and sipping hot coffee.

Why? We spend a third of our lives sleeping and I am here today to tell you this isn’t necessary.  With the high levels of caffeine and mental stimulating vitamins which are present in these energy drinks we are now able to stay awake up to 3 TIMES LONGER!! So by applying this method of drinking energy drinks everyday we can hope to reduce the amount of time spent asleep by up to 1/5 of our lives. Now as far as impacts go, if every American adopted this personal policy we would greatly increase our gross domestic product. Now why is this important? Well in today’s fast paced economy we need to get a leg up. In fact we need as many legs up as possible. Take china for instance, their economy is growing at a much greater rate than ours. With greater gdp growth we also see an increase of economic influence on the global geopolitical scale. When our financial interests are undermined, we ultimately lose profit and slow our economic progress. This also undermines OUR interests. Me. You. Mrs. Teacher lady. So, we take note that in order to secure our interests we must consume energy drinks. They would provide us with more hours of sustainable work, there by allowing for more American profit. If every American adopted this policy, the ultimate impact is that of extreme GDP growth. Now I don’t need to spell it out for you. If we DON’T drink energy drinks, it’ll be like Red Dawn all over again. Except instead Russian soldiers invading, it’ll be Chinese businessmen and bankers demanding cheap labor and high profit margins. Therefore, It is your god given DUTY to drink energy drinks.

I wore a pair of extremely soft dark blue cotton boxers. It was a bit drafty so I continued to put more clothing on until I was satisfied with my  core temperature. This included a pair of thrift store levi 501’s that fit me extremely well for four dollars, and my black Agent Orange Skate Punk tee. Needless to say I looked extremely good.  As it turned out, I needed to go and buy some food, So I put on some socks and shoes and went on my merry way. However when I got back to my house I found my self to be extremely warm. So I then continued to jump in my pool. In order to do this I had to adorn a pair of swimming shorts. I still looked good doing it.

I live in Florida. This place is hot and humid in the summer. It’s nice if your visiting for a week to go to Disney world or Universal but around the three week mark, you will begin to see my point. Also, it worth noting that a lot of the houses here have swimming pools in the back yard. This is due primarily to the extreme heat. But it has an ulterior motive, the conservation of water. See, air conditioning and Utilities bill gets pretty expensive in the summer. So swimming pools are utilized in order to lower the environmental impact of overt water usage to cool down and wash off sweat. Pools serve the same function as a bath, but have such a low water usage rate per use rate that it is by far the most environmental and economical  choice. Also, Everyone is concerned about saving the manatees, So if you really need to, keep on in your swimming pool. They don’t do much so there is no need for extra water placement.