I think I made one of the most delicious burgers of all time yesterday. (My definition of time is restricted to my own experience, how selfish of me.) I went to my butcher and ordered exactly two thirds extra lean ground beef. I went to the fresh market and bought all my jalapeño, onion, tomato, and a single slice of pepper jack cheese (with more jalapeño). I then went to my bakery and ordered their finest hamburger bun. The total for all of this was roughly $5.65. I went home, cranked the stereo up and started grilling this magnificent compilation of wonderment. Twenty minutes passed and I had assembled my creation. One minute after said creation, I had finished my creation. I then continued to do nothing for the rest of the day but reflect on how delicious my burger was.
