Why? We spend a third of our lives sleeping and I am here today to tell you this isn’t necessary. With the high levels of caffeine and mental stimulating vitamins which are present in these energy drinks we are now able to stay awake up to 3 TIMES LONGER!! So by applying this method of drinking energy drinks everyday we can hope to reduce the amount of time spent asleep by up to 1/5 of our lives. Now as far as impacts go, if every American adopted this personal policy we would greatly increase our gross domestic product. Now why is this important? Well in today’s fast paced economy we need to get a leg up. In fact we need as many legs up as possible. Take china for instance, their economy is growing at a much greater rate than ours. With greater gdp growth we also see an increase of economic influence on the global geopolitical scale. When our financial interests are undermined, we ultimately lose profit and slow our economic progress. This also undermines OUR interests. Me. You. Mrs. Teacher lady. So, we take note that in order to secure our interests we must consume energy drinks. They would provide us with more hours of sustainable work, there by allowing for more American profit. If every American adopted this policy, the ultimate impact is that of extreme GDP growth. Now I don’t need to spell it out for you. If we DON’T drink energy drinks, it’ll be like Red Dawn all over again. Except instead Russian soldiers invading, it’ll be Chinese businessmen and bankers demanding cheap labor and high profit margins. Therefore, It is your god given DUTY to drink energy drinks.
